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(REPOSTED) If An Onion Was A Person... (Poem by Mark Swift)


Author's Note: I told many of you I'd write one. Here it is!
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If an onion was a person,
would I cry any less?
If an onion was a person,
would its layers be few?
If an onion was a person,
would it finally be spared?
If an onion was a person,
I would cry with it every day.
If an onion was a person,
No knife would harm it.
If an onion was a person,


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  1. I can't believe you did it
    Here; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJQmVZSAqlc
    And, this is actually so much better than I expected.

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  2. First off, the picture is A-mazing. Second of all, the poem is A-mazing. The onion references makes it humorous but there's a truer and deeper meaning behind that, you were right, I do like the next poems you posted. :D

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    1. Picture is off the internet. Poem, however, was me :D
      This one is actually one I didn't write yesterday, though. I started it about a week ago, rewrote it today

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    2. I assumed it was, still A-mazing though. XD

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  3. This is so funny, I love it. So well written, very talented writer! :)

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    1. Thank you :D
      And if I'm completely honest, I think food poems are my strength <.< Well, they say to write what you know, right? :D

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  4. This poem now has 316 views...like...how? xD

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  5. Hahahaha! This is great! Love it!

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  6. Moral of the story: cannibalism is fine as long as you cut them up small enough

    Hmm....

    Moral of the story: In the end, the outer layer or what we all see is discarded, revealing the inside, which is all that matters

    No, that's too deep

    Moral of the story: Submerge people in water long enough and you'll get a new one with flowers

    -.- dat one was stoopidz -.-

    Moral of the story: All of your friends are onions. THEY STINK (ba-da-boom tss)

    W A I T

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    1. Your logic: "All of Mark Borne's friends are stupid."
      Fact: Kyra is one of Mark Borne's friends.
      Logically: Kyra is stupid!
      Congrats, you've just insulted yourself :D

      In truth, your second one was the closest. I definitely don't mean what's seen is discarded, though; the outer layers are still layers to what (or who) that onion (or person) is

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    2. No, they just stink. ;)

      DANG IT! STUPID ACCURATE SARACASM! XD

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    3. Oh yeah...I misread that :/ Eh, I'm tired :P
      -whispers- Insomnia, I will find you and I will kill you!

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    4. So am I (as you can probably tell)

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