Nexus Mad Libs

I assume most of you are familiar with what Mad Libs are. Basically, you're given a bunch of blanks to fill in, and you do so without knowing what the story is. Each blank has a part of speech labeling it, and that blank needs something that fits the part of speech. For example:

Adjective: ________ --> Adjective: Explosive

In the end, we usually have a hilarious end result that makes no sense whatsoever. One example is this (which is a real result I got once with my siblings): "Another way to help you fall asleep faster is drinking a nuclear glass of warm vinegar."

First, let's go over some rules.

1. Obviously, keep it family friendly. This still goes for all blog content.
2. Do not submit two words in a row. Submit one, and when someone else does one, you may do another.
3. Submit through comments. That'll make it easier for me to assemble the final result.
4. The category is Medieval Heroes.

Here are the blanks:

Adjective: Constipated (Kyra)

Person on Blog: Kyra (Spitfire)

Adjective: Housebroken (Kyra)

Place: Target (Lucy)

Verb, Past Tense: Boogied (Kyra)

Occupation, Plural: Zombie-killers (Lady Knight)

Adjective: Attractive (PoetOfSteel)

Verb: Hear (PoetOfSteel)

Number: 1,000,000 (PoetOfSteel)

Noun: Ballerina (Gabby)