Author's Note: I told many of you I'd write one. Here it is!
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If an onion was a person,
would I cry any less?
If an onion was a person,
would its layers be few?
If an onion was a person,
would it finally be spared?
If an onion was a person,
I would cry with it every day.
If an onion was a person,
No knife would harm it.
If an onion was a person,
I can't believe you did it
ReplyDeleteHere; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJQmVZSAqlc
And, this is actually so much better than I expected.
Awesome clip XD I'm gonna actually add that to the post lol
DeleteOmg, yesss
DeleteFirst off, the picture is A-mazing. Second of all, the poem is A-mazing. The onion references makes it humorous but there's a truer and deeper meaning behind that, you were right, I do like the next poems you posted. :D
ReplyDeletePicture is off the internet. Poem, however, was me :D
DeleteThis one is actually one I didn't write yesterday, though. I started it about a week ago, rewrote it today
I assumed it was, still A-mazing though. XD
DeleteThis is so funny, I love it. So well written, very talented writer! :)
ReplyDeleteThank you :D
DeleteAnd if I'm completely honest, I think food poems are my strength <.< Well, they say to write what you know, right? :D
This poem now has 316 views...like...how? xD
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! This is great! Love it!
ReplyDeleteLol Thank you! :D
DeleteMoral of the story: cannibalism is fine as long as you cut them up small enough
ReplyDeleteHmm....
Moral of the story: In the end, the outer layer or what we all see is discarded, revealing the inside, which is all that matters
No, that's too deep
Moral of the story: Submerge people in water long enough and you'll get a new one with flowers
-.- dat one was stoopidz -.-
Moral of the story: All of your friends are onions. THEY STINK (ba-da-boom tss)
W A I T
Your logic: "All of Mark Borne's friends are stupid."
DeleteFact: Kyra is one of Mark Borne's friends.
Logically: Kyra is stupid!
Congrats, you've just insulted yourself :D
In truth, your second one was the closest. I definitely don't mean what's seen is discarded, though; the outer layers are still layers to what (or who) that onion (or person) is
No, they just stink. ;)
DeleteDANG IT! STUPID ACCURATE SARACASM! XD
Oh yeah...I misread that :/ Eh, I'm tired :P
Delete-whispers- Insomnia, I will find you and I will kill you!
So am I (as you can probably tell)
DeleteOmg so nostalgic awww
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