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Lark Adventures: Shopping Aftermath (Written by Al)

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Me: Lark, I cannot believe you snuck in my bag and came to the dress shop with me!
 Lark: You have a terrible taste in fashion and what do you expect? You don't know Chanel from j. crew.
 Me: what?
Lark: exactly. I was doing you a favor.
Me: By wreaking havoc and terrifying me?
Lark: don't be so dramatic.
Me: Lark! At least I found a dress. I don't know how, but at least I found one, with all the yelling you were doing. Even if it is three sizes too small its something.
 Lark: May I speak now, arrogant, irritating human?
 Me: No. You howled and the other costumers had a fit! Who takes their cat shopping? Please don't interrupt when I am sewing though, okay? the dress needs a lot of work - I stil can't believe you came? to a store! I put you in a cart and didn't know it!
Lark clears throat.
please don't try to help me sew it, and please, don't come shopping again! I am so lucky I found that, but if you come shopping, they will never let me back. Oh my goodness. I just... oh stars.
 Lark: you look like you are going to faint. Just because I stracthed up the wall paper behind the restroom, and triggered to racks of clothes to fall does not mean I committed a crime. Kings don't - cats don't do that.
 Me: I am.
Lark: go drink some tuna.
 Me: okay now I am going to vomit.
Lark: you deserve it. all of my 'yelling' was for good reason. I had a good reason for coming because I knew what would happen. I had a purpose but you would not listen.
 Me: what was your purpose?
 lark: I found the exact dress you chose in your size.
Me:...

(five hours later)
 Me: Lark, I am going shopping! Come one!

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  1. Taco Empress Kyra4/11/2019 08:53:00 AM

    LARRRRRKKKKK!!!! Such an evil genius!!!!

    I love the ending. It was such a great punchline.

    One overall edit: You have some capitalization errors.

    But besides that, it's hilarious as always!

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  2. Shaly4/11/2019 09:51:00 AM

    I want Lark as my cat. You know, I wonder what he'd say about my fashion sense.

    Anyway, I loved this Al. Its really refreshing to see these pieces. :)

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  3. Marysa Writes4/11/2019 05:30:00 PM

    Lark: you look like you are going to faint. Just because I stracthed up the wal
    You mean scratched
    Also I love the Lark series

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