Lark Adventures: Shopping Aftermath (Written by Al)

Me: Lark, I cannot believe you snuck in my bag and came to the dress shop with me!

 Lark: You have a terrible taste in fashion and what do you expect? You don't know Chanel from j. crew.

 Me: what?

Lark: exactly. I was doing you a favor.

Me: By wreaking havoc and terrifying me?

Lark: don't be so dramatic.

Me: Lark! At least I found a dress. I don't know how, but at least I found one, with all the yelling you were doing. Even if it is three sizes too small its something.

 Lark: May I speak now, arrogant, irritating human?

 Me: No. You howled and the other costumers had a fit! Who takes their cat shopping? Please don't interrupt when I am sewing though, okay? the dress needs a lot of work - I stil can't believe you came? to a store! I put you in a cart and didn't know it!

Lark clears throat.

please don't try to help me sew it, and please, don't come shopping again! I am so lucky I found that, but if you come shopping, they will never let me back. Oh my goodness. I just... oh stars.

 Lark: you look like you are going to faint. Just because I stracthed up the wall paper behind the restroom, and triggered to racks of clothes to fall does not mean I committed a crime. Kings don't - cats don't do that.

 Me: I am.

Lark: go drink some tuna.

 Me: okay now I am going to vomit.

Lark: you deserve it. all of my 'yelling' was for good reason. I had a good reason for coming because I knew what would happen. I had a purpose but you would not listen.

 Me: what was your purpose?

 lark: I found the exact dress you chose in your size.

Me:...

(five hours later)

 Me: Lark, I am going shopping! Come one!