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How to become famous according to the PoetOfSteel

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How to become famous according to the PoetOfSteel!



1: Make something!

Duh! Use whatever your doing currently and amp it up to 11! Best quality work will get you were ye need to be!

2: Do something!

So, do something to maybe promote the thing or center around it! Like here, for an example, I'm TOTALLY NOT ADVERTISING MY BLOG!

3: Polish it up!

Top notch work makes it big, so that can work very well for anyone! Add finishing touches and a unique style to the project!

4: Get your work were it needs to be!

Whether it's uploaded to YouTube, or a job interview, or even a simple for fun thing, get it dude, get it! If not, some people will NOT be happy!

5: That be it!

It depends on what your working on, but that's it! Sorry to not post during blog..."working hours" but I was busy!

Great Alternatives:

Insta-Fame™ By Instant Inc.®! Where your business is our instantly made fortune!
Lazy, sloppy work that will end up with what is now know as Cartoon Network. And no, not the good era. The NOW era.
Plagiarism, which will get you arrested!
In all seriousness, getting a partner can help speed things up a bit!
In no seriousness, ask me! I know nothing! :D

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  1. NexusFox10/17/2019 07:53:00 PM

    Oooooh, copyright...that sounds cool and official O.O

    I also like the "All Rights Reserved" bit, too. Kinda reserves all the rights for me :D

    Oh, yeah, and you, too!

    Anyways, in regards to the post, I really like this! It's accurate (or, at least, the first 5 parts are), but simultaneously funny, light-hearted, and not serious. Which also means funny

    Cool how you advertised your own blog; I know I would do something similar in your place lol

    Also, there's no real "Working Hours" for this blog. I tend to maintain it 24/7 (or, you know, as long as I'm up and at home), and the readers tend to pop in and out at different times. There is a trend, yes; usually, stuff's posted at noon (eastern time). But the thing about trends? They mean nothing. They're not promises, their just TRENDS. If anything, you posting outside the trending area is good! It keeps people on their toes and likely increases the amount of views I'm getting! Since I'm not posting anything else super soon (that poem is driving me NUTS), chances are people aren't going to miss this post, anyways

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    1. ThePoetofSteel10/17/2019 09:03:00 PM

      It is Officially Officially!
      I love to keep my stuff light hearted and a little goofy, so nothing wrong with a little promotion! :P
      Okie, I just saw how active people are at certain times!

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  2. Gabby10/18/2019 06:22:00 PM

    I love this, I know it's supposed to be humorous (which it is xD) but I actually found it kinda inspiring!

    Also nice blog ad, very subtle, -nods- I can't believe ant noticed ;) xD

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    1. ThePoetofSteel10/20/2019 07:50:00 PM

      Thanks! It's always uplifting to hear your response! Also, sorry if I'm late. I've been attending to my own blog for a little.

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