Is Your Cat A Ninja? (Written by Lady Knight)

Is your cat a ninja? Cats are graceful mysterious creatures. Did you know that some of them are ninjas? Do you really know what ninjas are. Ninjas are not the people in black footy pajamas like what you see in American TV but are an ancient force of nature. Ninjas or Shinboi are Japanese mercenaries that where made up of the common people. These people were so secret that not much known about them. They were not known for wearing black but for their excellent disguises such as every day people and their unique skill in creating homemade weapons. Cats were also a big deal in Japanese history. So what if there was cat ninjas? If your cat does any of these thing he might be a ninja: 1. He is known for surprise attacks. 2. He uses your legs as punching dummies. 3. He seems to practice throwing ninja stars around (using toys) 4. He can hide in plan sight (his ninja skills) 5. He is a common cat (ninjas are the common people) 6. He is small (needs to fight in tight places) If he does any of these he is definitely a ninja: 1. You find his stash of weapons under the couch 2. He is on your computer to break into government secrets 3. He is having a battle with other ninja clans 4. He is disguised as a tiger 5. You find him building a sword in your basement 6. He slit your throat 7. He “accidentally” poisoned your food If you find out your cat is a ninja then it's too late for you. You might as well join his order.