Is Your Cat a Time Traveler? (Written by Lady Knight)

Is your cat a time traveler? Time travel seems like a fairy tale, but for some cats, it may be a reality. As long as history itself, we have seen cats worshiped, slaughtered, and minding their own business. Why are cats so well documented? You don’t see dogs in the history books until modern times. The reason is, cats are time travelers who alter, fix, and repair history. Not only that, but cats a egotistical and lover to leave their mark. Do you have a cat who just seems a little off? Does he do bizarre things like run around in circles (cats normally don’t do this). He might be a time lord, time traveler, or time keeper. There are a couple signs that he might be one: If he does any of these he might be a time traveler. 1. He is obese (he needs cushioning while time traveling. It’s a very bumpy ride) 2. He disappears for the majority of the day. (just your friendly neighborhood cat saving history, again) 3. He just loves to sit on your history books while your studying (because he doesn’t want you to find evidence of him messing up time) 4. He loves to go outside for a few seconds before he wants to come back inside (He was really time traveling for days and he came back the second after he left) 5. He doesn’t seem to age (time lords do that) If he does any of these things he is definitely a time traveler. 1. He opens a time portal in your bathroom. 2. Historical figures are hanging out on your coach. 3. He has a battle between time lords in your back yard. 4. You come home to find your house is gone. 5. You noticed that time has changed (a statue in your park change design multiple times) If you can prove that he is a time traveler then you should try to tag along on one of his adventures.