If you're reading this guide, chances are it's lunchtime, and you're hungry, and you're wondering how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Never fear! This guide will save you from your plight and give you a completely edible sandwich!* (DISCLAIMER: We are not responsible for any sickness that may result of the following recipe.)
The first step is gathering some ingredients, and I've supplied a list below:
2 Slices of Bread (Preferably burned)
1 Extra Large Jar of Peanut Butter
2 Jars' worth of Jam or Jelly
1 Gallon of Milk
5 Tablespoons of Syrup
2 Spoonfuls of Dust
1 Cup of Cheese
Take a bowl and place all the peanut butter inside, then mix in the jam/jelly and milk. Once it's mixed together thoroughly, spread all of it on the two slices of bread. Now, put the two slices of bread together, slowly drizzle the syrup on top, sprinkle the dust and cheese on top, and congratulations! A perfect sandwich!
Other things you can do to make it better is add honey to the peanut butter mix, throw some fur in, or toast the entire sandwich until you smell smoke. I'd recommend not using raw meat, though, because that's just plain unhealthy.
*Sandwich contains peanuts, milk, and gluten. Despite this, if you're allergic or intolerant of any of those ingredients, it should be relatively safe to eat.
The first step is gathering some ingredients, and I've supplied a list below:
2 Slices of Bread (Preferably burned)
1 Extra Large Jar of Peanut Butter
2 Jars' worth of Jam or Jelly
1 Gallon of Milk
5 Tablespoons of Syrup
2 Spoonfuls of Dust
1 Cup of Cheese
Take a bowl and place all the peanut butter inside, then mix in the jam/jelly and milk. Once it's mixed together thoroughly, spread all of it on the two slices of bread. Now, put the two slices of bread together, slowly drizzle the syrup on top, sprinkle the dust and cheese on top, and congratulations! A perfect sandwich!
Other things you can do to make it better is add honey to the peanut butter mix, throw some fur in, or toast the entire sandwich until you smell smoke. I'd recommend not using raw meat, though, because that's just plain unhealthy.
*Sandwich contains peanuts, milk, and gluten. Despite this, if you're allergic or intolerant of any of those ingredients, it should be relatively safe to eat.
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ReplyDeleteBesides these 2 lol
DeleteI guess not? Maybe you did on Mark's Guide to Brewing Potions and got confused?
Delete…. I guess not either? well anyways this was super funny and it inspired me to make a pb sandwich like 2 min after reading this xD
DeletexD Did you include the dust?
DeleteI didn't xD I was conflicted on the dust, is it actual dust or like a powder sugar dust?
DeleteReal, actual dust :D You should TOTALLY try it xD
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