Mark's Guide to Brewing Potions

(Welcome to your tiny break from the Infinity Stone series!)

Hello, there! If you're reading this, you're probably either struggling in Brewing Class in school, or you're a strange individual who actually likes learning!

This guide will teach you what you need to know to make a potion that will blow your teacher's (or mom's) socks off; quite literally, in fact. Prior to making this potion, please gather the following ingredients:

3 Cups of Milk
5 Carrots
8 Gallons of Store-bought Potion Stock
1 Dragon Skull
2 Laptops
2-10 Lab Assistants (Must be Expendable)
1 Random Charm
6 Unwanted Books

Also make sure you have a shield spell ready in case of disaster, and an extra large cauldron.

Now that you've gathered said items, it'll be a breeze! First, dump your potion stock into the cauldron, and boil for an hour. Next, add the milk to give it additional texture. (You can dye your milk to change the color of the potion, if you like. Some side-effects may include random itching and swelling on arms and legs.) Let it simmer for half an hour, then add the carrots, letting the potion sit for about a minute in-between carrots. Now, it should look like a very wrongly colored pot of stew. (Have an unwanted lab assistant taste it for a good prank. Side-effects for tasters may include paralysis or death.)

Next, add your random charm, and then stir in the unwanted books. Place both laptops in simultaneously. If you don't do it simultaneously, the potion will blow up. Once that's over with, add in your dragon skull. Now, it's a successful potion! Have your lab assistants taste it one by one. Each time one falls over dead or paralyzed, add a cup of vinegar until it's just right. And by that, I mean your lab assistants stop dying.

Now you drink it.* Enjoy!

*Side-effects of potion may include loss of limbs, stupid behavior, itching limbs, and/or mistrust towards best friends. In some cases, paralysis and death may come two or three days after consumption. Do not taste if allergic to cats. If you start seeing hallucinations, please see your doctor immediately. Do not mix with medications unless you want to blow up.