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Lark Adventures: Lark Vs. Rock Music (Written by Al)

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Lark: I have come across the most amazing thing in of my kingdom!
Me: What? If its another catnip spree forget it. I am not buying any more catnip, No more catnip smoothies, or catnip grass or catnip toast. You broke the toaster.
Lark: No, I have found music!
Me: Well, yeah, I mean I play it everyday - you didn't observe it before? I play it EVERY day. I thought cats observed things.
Lark: Don't insult me, I only observe important things. I have now found music to be important along with catnip, cheese (cheese lures mice) -
Me, softly: only in cartoons
Lark: and crackers. But music is new, and I love it. I must here more and I demand you bring me more.
Me: Okay flip the radio stations then.
Lark, folding his legs and adjusting his monocle: No, I demand you do it. I desire to hear Queen, David Bowie, Maddonna, the rolling stones and taylor swift.
Me: I can't stream music.
Lark: Your box says you can.
Me: What box???
Lark: Alexa, Are you not the human version of the robot everyone has, in the height of popularity today>
Me: No!
Lark: Play music. Alexa, play music!
Me: No!
Lark, thinking a minute.: Then bring me catnip.
Me: Yes! (thinking, I am going to change my name, and go to the flea market to get my cat his own radio.)


Mark's Addition: -sigh- At least Alexa is free from those problems in the Mark Borne Alternate Universe.
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  1. Marysa Writes3/18/2019 09:24:00 AM

    Queen and David Bowie, great choices.

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    1. NexusFox3/18/2019 09:35:00 AM

      I wouldn't know -shrug-

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    2. Gabby3/18/2019 11:48:00 AM

      I like Queen, not too familiar with David Bowie, but from the songs I've heard theyre both good xD

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  2. Gabby3/18/2019 11:48:00 AM

    I remember this oneeee :D

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  3. Lucy3/18/2019 11:58:00 AM

    This is so funny. Lark has great tastes in rock. I wish my cats liked rock music that much. -sigh-

    Anyway, this was awesome and every time I read Lark Adventures, there’s a smile on my face. Awesome work on this!

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  4. Lady Knight3/19/2019 12:58:00 PM

    Great story but now I'm afraid that Alexa now obeys cats. I don't trust that tech that talks to me. Has anyone seen 2001 the movie? It has a scene was Hal the intelligent computer assistant tryes to kill everyone because his computer processing system gets overloaded. Another great movie about robots taking over is Matrics. But I really don't trust technology.

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  5. Lady Knight3/19/2019 12:59:00 PM

    This is still one of my favorite series. Long live Lark!

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    1. NexusFox3/19/2019 01:00:00 PM

      Lol We've gotta be careful, though, Lark is an invasive species. You saw what he did to Lucas Stories xD

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