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Lark Adventures: Garage Troubles (Written by Al)

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Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LARK LARK LARK!!!!!!!!!! SNAKE!!!!!!! AHHH! Lark, waking up groggily: What? Me: breathing heavily: Snake in the garage, a black racer oh my STARS!!!!! Lark: Get someone to get rid of it - I mean, fear not human! Super Lark will save you! Me: Have you been reading comic books again? Lark, nervous laugh: No. Me: Hmm. Okay. anyway, I am terrified. a snake, in the garage. what has this world come to??? Lark: I'll go get it. Five minutes later... Lark: HUMAN, HUman!there is a giant worm in the garage.!!!! it is at least fifty feet long, and I need my sword. Me: what sword? it wasn';t a worm it was a snake. Lark: Do I look like a pest control? Call a foolsh mortal. not a royal feline. Me: Lark, don't joke about this. Lark: Tomorrow, you are going to go and name the snake. Like Franken lizard. I bet it will be... what? The monster from the blue garage? Me: didn't you run away from it too? Lark: No. Besides, I am a cat. Cats don't run from everything. Certainly not dogs or snakes. Me: but what about Miss Ann's little Yorkie, Cooper? He came over and you ran for the Lark: Catnip. I ran for the catnip. Enter Faith, a blonde little Tibetan spaniel. Faith: What about Cooper and a snake? Lark: There is a big monster in the garage waiting to eat little dogs like yourself. It is big, hairless, dark and HUNGRY! Faith shivers. Me: Pay no attention to him Faith. Lark: Btw, I saw the snake leave the garage after you ran screaming. Me: WHAT?????? WHY DIDN"T YOU TELL ME? and why did you run in the house screaming? Faith faints Lark: Because the snake had children. Me I faint. Lark: okay, well I am going to go finish writing this adventure of my bravery, and then brake open the catnip and cat treat cabinet. Don't tell anyone.
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  1. Lucy2/23/2019 10:26:00 AM

    This is hilarious; just absolute gold! This is now my new favorite Lark Adventures ‘episode’.
    This was well-written as well, and so humorous. I loved it. Amazing, amazing work!

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    1. NexusFox2/23/2019 10:41:00 AM

      Every time I think it couldn't get better, Al finds a way to make it better -nods-

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  2. Shaly P.2/23/2019 03:30:00 PM

    Lark!! Yay! He is my favorite cat ever. I like him better than Garfield and O' Malley, from the "Aristocats."

    Great story, Al. :)

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  3. Marysa Writes2/23/2019 05:59:00 PM

    Love it

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