Being a cookie in New York is hard. You could be stepped on and crushed or have difficulties with raccoons. Don’t forget being eaten alive! The hard part is that everything is so far apart. You can’t on subways or could fall into a sewer. Getting up things are hard too, ya know. You can’t get on taxis and buses or cars, and you can’t reach the counter in grocery stores; and three cookies weren’t so lucky. One was trying to push a grocery cart when toddler came toddling around. He got eaten. AND HE DIEDED! One was trying to get on a subway and she fell and got down run over. AND SHE DIEDED! Two were walking on the sidewalk and got washed down the storm drain and dieded! See? Being a cookie isn’t easy!
Author's Comment: This is a cute story I uncovered from when I was 9 or 10. I believe the writing prompt was three cookies walking through times square. Prepare to see inside my sick mind.
Mark's Reply Comment: You don't say...
Author's Comment: This is a cute story I uncovered from when I was 9 or 10. I believe the writing prompt was three cookies walking through times square. Prepare to see inside my sick mind.
Mark's Reply Comment: You don't say...
Get ready to be seriously weirded out. XD
ReplyDeleteWeirded out? No way... Sarcasm aside, I found this hilarious, amusing, and better than anything I’ve written when I was 9 or 10... and I wrote some really embarrassing stuff at that age. Also, I have to admit I started laughing when it got to the second “DIEDED”, just thrown out there, and for a 9 year old, that’s impressive. I enjoyed reading this, though. It was pretty entertaining.
DeleteIt is really cool, although I must admit, some of the comical aspects of this, in my opinion, is the writer herself, but that may be because Kyra and I have a sibling-like friendship; built upon attacking each other, one-uping each other, and overall proving who's dominant. I tend to win more often, and here, it seems like she's handing me another win, which is why it's comical for me :P
DeleteHahaha! Well, congratulations on the potential win, Mark! Lol.
DeleteI'm glad you enjoyed it. :) Really? I bet you were a great writer when 9, even if it seems weird. XD
DeleteYou described it perfectly, Mark. XD
Lol. I was definitely a horrible writer at 9. Years ago, I found some of my old stories. Want to know what I did? I ripped them to shreds over and over, crumbling them in the process and chucked them in the trash. :) Yeah, they were pretty bad! Heck, what you wrote here would be like the Declaration of Independence compared to what I wrote. And while I’m half joking, this is really better than anything I’ve written at that point.
Deletelol. I keep my worst/funniest stories to see how much my writing has matured. I found another old story that was Cinderella in space. It was... awesome.
DeleteHmm... That’s a good idea. I should have done that, but I’m more of a “out of sight, out of mind” type of person when it comes to my past stories. Cinderella in space? That does sound awesome. I wonder what Cinderella would do in outer space, find another pair of glass slippers? Lol. I am serious when I say that this also sounds pretty cool. :)
DeleteKyra, you absolutely MUST post it!
DeleteAnd Gabby, if/when you read this, I would like to bring up when you mentioned one of your earlier works? Kyra has revealed one of hers, and might reveal another, so you totally should as well! I mean, I also revealed one of mine. It's the thing to do, now lol
Wow, I should post sense you are all so excited about it.
Delete… Really Mark, really?
DeleteI apologize but I decline the offer XD
Deletelol
DeleteOoooh, I love this. I was cracking up the whole time. As well, I agree with Lucy, this is really good being written at the age of 9. (Better than some weird story I made up called, "Power Animals.")
ReplyDeleteAnd Mark, your relationship with Kyra is sort of comical and sweet. To be honest, I read your comments to each other when I'm bored, (Its not weird) and I just start bawling with laughter.
Aww, thanks. Glad you enjoyed it. I'd love to read that! (if you are feeling self-conscious about sharing, here's a tip, learn to laugh at yourself)
ReplyDeleteIt's not (that) creepy. I do that too with other people's comments on this blog, though. XD
I'm glad you find it hilarious. I've been told I'm like that.
Ugh I commented but it didn't show :( Anyways, this is AMAZING! Especially for the age you wrote it at!! I loved this, it made me laugh! The DIEDED got me every time XD
ReplyDeleteAw, thanks. I'm glad it's funny.
DeleteThis story had me dieded
ReplyDeleteXD Your comment made me dieded lol
DeleteI, for the past few weeks kept on making dieded jokes with my friends, but the story wasn't posted yet, so it just made me look like I had horrid grammar.
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